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Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut
down on infidelity, save marriages and keep
people in relationships accountable for their
actions. Together, the technology giants have
created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell
phone if your partner goes astray. It is called
Commit-Tech.
Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted
at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva
of the woman. These two microchips will be
synced together with an app that is installed on
your cell phone. If at any time, one of these
chips is involved in any sexual activity without
the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone
that the other has been cheating.
“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time
couples became accountable for their actions,”
said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way
cheating mates can get away with infidelity
anymore. If your partner is not willing to install
this implant, you might want to think twice about
their commitment to you.”
The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple
starting in March 2017 and will be compatible
across all devices.
